18 September 2014

I get my new iPhone tomorrow!

I am so excited! I need a new phone and I am super happy to have it delivered to me! 

In other news we finally got my brother's address for his stay in boot camp! If you would like to write to him or if you would like for me to send him some kind words please let me know! I can share his address!

I hope everyone is having a great Thursday! See you all on Saturday!


16 September 2014

The Magic Beans

He stood in the middle of the crowd with sweaty palms and a racing heart. It was hard enough for Foster to be in public without having a panic attack but this was worse, he was at the Eiffel Tower looking for the six thieves that stole the magic beans he was entrusted. So here he stood, surrounded by Parisians and foreigners alike. How did he get here and why was he so anxious? That is simple enough. Just hours earlier Foster was in a cafe eating a pastry. His life was so simple. He wasn't even in Paris! He had been an hour away in a small village minding his own business when an elderly man sat down at his table. Foster was extremely confused.

“Bonjour Monsieur, may I help you?” he asked as his espresso paused between his plate and his mouth.

“It is a lovely day isn't it?” smiled the old man. Foster was even more confused. He had experienced French kindness but he loved France because the people often kept to themselves and, well, he is agoraphobic.

“Uh... um.. yes, yes it is lovely I suppose?” he was becoming anxious. What if this man was sitting there just judging him? Was he saying the correct things?

“Thank you for taking a moment to sit with me young man,” said the old man. He grasped Foster's hand for a thank you shake and gave an even bigger smile, “don't lose these. They are very important to the human race,” with a wink the old man was gone.

In his hand were six beans. Beans? What a weird man and a weird thing to do. Foster looked around to see if someone was pulling a prank on him. He didn't notice anyone laughing but he did notice a man in a booth staring at him. Suddenly his pocket where he put the beans felt really hot. He pulled out the beans and saw that they were glowing a fierce, bright golden color. A minute ago the beans were normal! He looked up and saw the man at the booth was in awe as well and was talking into his wrist. Feeling anxious, Foster left the cafe and headed to his car. As he drove home he noticed a black car following him. Growing more and more anxious, he rushed home and ran inside. The black car passed by slowly and Foster took a deep breath.

“Just breath. It is all in your head,” he said to himself.

“Yes deep breaths. Now you need to pack a bag and leave. They know where you live now and you have to protect those beans,” said the old man who was now sitting in Foster's kitchen.

“What... how... why are you here? How do you know where I live? What is going on?”

“Calm, calm, it will be fine. You must go to the city with the beans. It is too busy there for them to keep track of you. You must go to the cafe Les Deux Magots. Order an espresso and the rose macaroon. This will let the elder know you are the chosen one. Once you are done, cross the street and attend the mass at Abby of Saint-Germain-des-PrĂ©s. A priest will ask you to confess. You must follow him and only him to confession and give him all of the beans. Do not lose them, the human race relies on you to do this,” explained the old man.

“Why me? What do these beans do? Who are these bad people that want them? I can't do this? I am afraid of being in public around lots of people I can't do this!” Foster was frantic. The thought of being around all those people in Paris made him want to vomit.

“You look a little green in the face. No worries. The world needs you. You were just picked and that is the way of things. Deal with it. Now you better go. The black car has circled by three times since you have gotten home. Go on now and take my car. Maybe that will distract them,” before he could protest, the old man tossed him keys to a little black car and shoved him out the door.

Foster was off for the long hour drive to Paris. Every mile he thought about turning around. Who cares about a couple of beans? He didn't even know what they did or what would be so bad about giving them up. He did know that being in Paris made him feel like the world was on his shoulders and caused him to lose grip on reality. Just as Foster entered Paris he noticed two black cars behind him, then three, then six. They turned where he turned and stopped where he stopped. As he rounded the street to pass the Eiffel Tower, a black car stopped in front of him. All six men jumped out of their cars and ripped Foster out of his seat. They tore at his clothes until they had grabbed the beans and off they ran towards the Eiffel Tower. An even greater sense of urgency had filled him to the brim. The beans were gone! He initially wanted to be rid of them but the old man's voice just kept playing in his head. Don't lose the beans... human race... what had he done? Without a thought he gave chase. All six men went in different directions but only one of them had the beans. He just needed to find the one man.

Foster ran underneath the tower. There were so many people. He felt like his throat was going to close. There was so much noise and Nigerians all over trying to sell him their stolen stuff. Full panic was setting in. His eyes were watering, he was sweating and just as he was about to curl in a ball and give up a little boy tugged at his arm. The little boy pointed towards the south lg of the tower. There one of the men was running! It had to of been the one with the beans so Foster ran after him. Dashing down the street, zipping between cars and bikes they made their way towards the Seine. Just before the man jumped in the river Foster grabbed him. They wrestled for a minute when the little boy from earlier walked up and punched the man in the head. Both Foster and the man were stunned but Foster regained the wee bit of confidence he had and grabbed the beans. The little boy clapped and Foster took off running. He grabbed the first cab he could find and quickly made his way to Les Deux Magots. He didn't see the black cars following him so he took a deep breath. He took a seat inside where the Hemingway picture was hung on the wall. He felt like a drug addict just sitting at the table so jumpy and on edge looking for the thieves and being anxious about the amount of people watching him.

After finishing his espresso and his macaroon he walked over to the church across the street. Mass was just beginning. It was so peaceful and gave him so much ease that he had actually made it there with only a little bit of complications. As he sat and watched the service he noticed a tiny old priest make his way towards him.

“May I hear your confession young man?” he asked.

“Yes.. uh... oui, oui, merci,” said Foster.

“Follow me.”

Foster followed the old man all the way to the back of the grand, old church. He could not believe his ease at the moment. Normally a situation like this would make him too nauseated to continue. They entered a confessional and Foster looked at the window. The old man was ripping off his face!

“You made it safely! Thank goodness! I was worried when I saw the men attack you! I had to send my brother to help you,” replied the old man who was now a beautiful young woman.

“What in the world is going on!” whispered Foster aggressively.

“Oh I am sorry! I am the Keeper of the Humans and you, my handsome one, are my soul mate. I needed you to take the beans and bring them to me so I knew you were competent enough to handle your new role. We must go now. I will take the beans, I have a safe place for them. We must had towards Barcelona to meet with the Keeper of the Universe. We have a great task ahead of us,” responded the pretty girl.

She was so beautiful and passionate, he seemed completely at ease with her. His life was so shrouded in fear and hiding but he didn't want to live like that anymore. If she was his soul mate then he had to follow her, at least that is what he rationalized.

“Yeah... okay, let's go to Barcelona,” he said as she smiled at him.

17 September 2014

The Money Box

She had found something that would mean she'd never be poor again- but there was a catch. The man that had given her the box warned her there would be consequences. He told her that any amount of money she could think of would appear in the box. This could solve all her problems. Sienna could pay her bills, pay off her house, pay her student loans, travel, she could do anything she wanted! Before he left, the giver of the box gave her one final warning.

“Every time you wish for more than you need, you will lose time in this world. Think wisely,” he said and with a smile he left her home.

What would she do? Sienna thought long and hard about how difficult her money problems have become. She couldn't afford to go back to school the next semester, she could barely pay for her mortgage and she lost her job just that morning. She could really use the money. She heeded the man's advice and choose not to think of more money than she needed. For several months she thought of only her needs. This allowed her to pay her bills. She used her extra time to volunteer instead of working and life seemed to be on the up and up. After several months of being happy and doing well she decided to think of more. Her friends were going to New York in a couple of months and she wanted to go.

“That would be awesome but how can you afford that? Actually how have you been paying your bills?” asked one of her friends.

“Well, you see I have this box...” Sienna explained her box and decided to show them how it worked by thinking of the cost of plane tickets, hotel and fun for New York. Suddenly thousands of dollars appeared in the box. She smiled a huge smile but felt a sharp pain in her chest.

“Has that ever happened before?” asked a friend.

“The money yes, the chest pain no. It must be a coincidence,” Sienna laughed it off and dismissed the man's warnings from months ago. The friends took their trip and Sienna was in heaven! It was such a wonderful time. She had never left her home town and thank s to the money box she was far from home. She decided after that to travel the world completely ignoring the warning of losing her time. She wished for lots of money and took her friends to Rome. That was a trip of a lifetime for all of them. They saw the Colosseum, the ancient ruins, the Trevi Fountain, the Spanish Steps, they ate pasta until they could faint and drank the world's best wine. After 3 weeks, it was time to go home.

“I think we should upgrade to first class,” boasted Sienna. The girls squealed with joy. Sienna thought hard and opened the box inside was a note.

You were warned.

Sienna shut the box hard and took a deep breath. Without warning a gust blew through the airport and Sienna dropped dead. The box was gone with Sienna's soul. Her friends were screaming and the airport was in chaos, all because she asked for more than she needed without working for it.

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