15 August 2014

Tomorrow is Kristen's Bridal Shower

And I am so excited! I love planning parties and I wish I had been far less busy to plan this one more with her mom and sister-in-law but I will have fun anyway because I am hosting it! With that said I still have more to do so see ya in a couple of days! 

Oh and I have the weirdest dreams as you will see in this post!

13 August 2014

Hologram Zach Morris Invaded My Dream

As my eyes grew heavy and I faded off to sleep I traveled to a place where everything and nothing made sense. I was walking around a house where lots of young people lived. They took me out on the town and each person was given a celebrity date. I was given Henry Cavill as a date and oh was my heart happy! He took me for dinner then we grabbed some frozen yogurt as we walked back to the Real World home we lived in. I was smitten with his adorable smile and his chiseled arms. We talked all night and chuckled through the night. Eventually we got up and went to the award show. So many people were there, crowded closely around a gilded stage. Purple and red lights flashed all about as the camera circled around a smiling Zach Morris hologram dressed in a blue suit. Craig Robinson walked onto the stage and we all cheered for the awards to start. “Hello Zach,” he said, “and the nominees for this category are...” My eyes shot open and the room was dark. Henry Cavill was gone and for a minute I was sad but then I saw the man of my dreams happily sleeping next to me with our black cat laying on his back. My dreams are strange but they are certainly entertaining.

14 August 2014

Dorothy's Shop

Dorothy owned the flower shop on the corner and she was so proud of her little shop. Her grandmother had given it to her since Dorothy was named after her. Dorothy's Floral Boutique was the gem of the town and everyone loved her. One day, as Dorothy arranged the roses and lilies, a new customer came in.

“Your shop is... small. I don't think I will find what I need in here,” he smugly stated as he slightly sniffed the air.

“Um... well... uh, can I help you sir?” Dorothy was so confused. The people in her town were so nice and typically tourists were warm as well.

“Oh I doubt you could help me. You are just far too young and this shop is far too small. I suppose I will take some of these hydrangeas. Please don't wrap them in plastic, I need them wrapped in paper. You should always wrap your flowers in paper.” He was so arrogant that Dorothy couldn't believe this was real at all. Of course she wrapped her flowers in paper! How dare he be so condescending.


Lucky for Dorothy the delivery man was waiting for her signature on all of her flowers he had just delivered. As the arrogant patron continued to berate Dorothy the delivery man got in his van, grabbed the man's bicycle from next to the front door and put it in front of his van. With a smile towards Dorothy, the delivery man ran over the bicycle, backed up and ran it over again then left. As Dorothy watched the man lose his marbles and scream at a police officer who was called to help, she couldn't help but be grateful for being a kind person. The officer never filed charges because the patron was so awful and Dorothy ended up with a paid for bouquet of hydrangeas because the arrogant man forgot them. All was right in the little flower shop on the corner.

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