29 April
2014
The Mouse
in the House
There lived a
gray mouse
Who lived in
a blue house.
He loved to
eat cheese
And gave none
to the fleas.
Mouse ran all
around
Like a
working hound,
He searched
the rooms,
Then hid
behind brooms.
Little mouse
then found a hole
He took his
treat that he stole
And ate it up
Then went to
bed after his sup.
Cozy and warm
he slept away,
In a furry
little ball he would stay,
Dreaming
little mouse dreams
Within the
blue house's seams.
30 April
2014
The Kitten
Adventures
There once
lived two little kittens who lived in a great land of cardboard and
carpeted stairs. One kitten was dark as night, inside and out. She
had glowing green eyes and was filled to the brim with hate. Her name
was Myssa. The other kitten was very furry, brown and somewhat
striped. She was a kind kitty with big, full eyes and a calm
demeanor. Her name was Sage. The two kittens were not friends, no,
not friends at all, rather they were unfortunate companions in the
adventure they ended up on.
One day,
Sage was sitting at the bottom of a carpeted set of stairs and Myssa
was at the top. Myssa was scratching and clawing away, pretending the
stairs were her great enemy. In all her scratching, she did not
notice that the carpet was coming loose. Suddenly the carpet came
apart and flung Myssa backwards down the stairs, curling herself and
Sage into a ball of carpet and kitten. They rolled and rolled, down
carpeted hills and cardboard castles. They rolled past the valley of
sand boxes and beyond the forest of yarn and feathers. They finally
landed in Laser Land.
Fortunately
for the not so friendly felines, Sage was completely unresponsive to
lasers. Unfortunately for the kittens, Myssa was a complete, devious
mess for lasers. She ran and ran and clawed and climbed and raced in
complete lunacy over little red dots flying all over.
“Myssa,
calm down! We have to get back home. Stop chasing a dot it really is
not that big of a deal,” proclaimed Sage in awe of Myssa's profound
need of laser dots.
“Hate!
Hate! Kill all the laser dots!!!” Myssa was in a rage and Sage knew
the only way to get home was to drag her out. Sage was a little bit
bigger than Myssa so she walked right up to Myssa, grabbed her by her
collar and dragged her free of Laser Land.
“Myssa we
need to get home, my delicious dinner and comfy bed awaits me,”
announced Sage, totally out of breath from dragging an angry Myssa.
“How dare
you remove me from my mission to destroy all lasers! Those moronic
things taunt me and I must kill them all!” Myssa was nearly
unreachable but came to her senses quickly, “you did this to us and
now I must get us home,” puffed Myssa.
Sage just
rolled her eyes and breathed heavy. Off the kittens went, stopping to
relax and pounce in the feather and yarn forests. They relieved
themselves in the valley of sandboxes and napped in the cardboard
castles. Eventually they made it home to the carpet hills they lived
in.
“Yay!
Home!” announced Sage. Whack! “Hey! What was that for?”
asked Sage after Myssa smacked her in the face.
“I hate
all things, that is what it was for,” hissed Myssa who just stalked
off to plot her next evil. Sage shook her head free of the whack and
trotted to her food. After she ate all her tasty kitty food she took
a nap on her favorite chair. All was well now in kitten land while
Sage slept and Myssa plotted.
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