10 February 2014

Jimmy Kimmel

I have no reason for this title other than I am currently watching Jimmy Kimmel. Also I guess I do have a bit of a comedy crush on Jimmy. He is my TV husband.

Anyway, I have had a pretty awesome past couple of days. I really love my mom, brothers, grandparents, in-laws, friends and husband. They are simply amazing people who make my world a bright and beautiful place. My birthday is on Wednesday and I have been celebrating for days. Everyone has made this birthday so special and wonderful and I am so happy! Thank you all for your love!

Now here are some stories! I am especially proud of the first one! Hope you enjoy.

8 February 2014

Lana del Lorde and Company

We live in cities you'll never see on screen, not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things. Living in ruins of a palace within my dreams and you know, we're on each other's team. American dreams came true somehow. I swore I'd chase until I was dead. I heard the streets were paved with gold, that's what my father said. I got my red dress on tonight. Dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight. Done my hair up real big beauty queen style. High heels off, I'm feeling alive.

I could be yours, I could be your baby tonight. Topple you down from your sky forty stories high. Shining like a God, can't believe I got you and so look at what I bought, not a second thought, oh, Romeo. Primadonna girl, Would you do anything for me? Buy a big diamond ring for me? Would you get down on your knees for me? Pop that pretty question right now, baby. Beauty queen on a silver screen, living life like I'm in a dream. I know I've got a big ego, I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though.

Pretty soon I'll be getting on my first plane. I'll see the veins of my city like they do in space but my head's filling up fast with the wicked games, up in flames. How can I fuck with the fun again, when I'm known and my boys trip me up with their heads again, loving them. Everything's cool when we're all in line for the throne but I know it's not forever. I am feeling so small. It was over my head. I know nothing at all and I will stumble and fall. I'm still learning to love, just starting to crawl.

I've seen the world, done it all. Had my cake now diamonds, brilliant and Bel Air. Now hot summer nights, mid July when you and I were forever wild. The crazy days, city lights, the way you'd play with me like a child. Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul? I can be your china doll if you want to see me fall. Boy, you're so dope, your love is deadly. Tell me life is beautiful, they all think I have it all. I'm nothing without you. All my dreams and all the lights mean nothing without you. 

In no particular order: Royals, Team, Tennis Court by Lorde. Primadonna by Marina & the Diamonds. Say Something by A Great Big World. Radio, Summertime Sadness, Lolita, Young and Beautiful, Without You by Lana del Rey.

9 February 2014

The Duck and the Ant

Once upon a time there was a duck who ate an ant. The ant wiggled and crawled and tickled the ducks throat. The duck coughed and quacked and rolled on the ground. The duck gave one big, final hack and the ant went flying. Never again would the duck eat an ant. The end.

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