30
June 2014
The
Accident
Lela
really needed to get to work but it was a Monday and nobody likes
Mondays. She was dressed and ready and just messing around on her
computer when a friend sent her a GIF. Amused and unmotivated she
opened it up. It was an image of two very slow moving clown cars
rolling towards each other and then a flash of an explosion as they
touched bumpers.
“Really?
I wasted my time on that?” she asked herself as she tried clicking
out of the image.
She
kept clicking and clicking to exit the page but the ridiculous
crashing clown cars would not go away. Lela tried to force quit the
page with no luck. She tried to force shut down her computer with no
luck. She shut her laptop screen and opened it hoping something would
happen. Finally after 20 minutes the computer shut down. Lela turned
it back on and the happy chimey music of the restart let her know
everything was okay. With a sigh of relief, she headed off to work.
She was approaching the street that her bank was on when a road block
stopped her.
“Ma'am
you can't go any further,” responded a police officer.
“I
work at the bank and I am already very late for work. Can you please
let me through?” pleaded Lela.
“Ma'am
this morning two armed men attacked the bank. There is currently a
hostage situation going on inside. Please speak to our officers over
here so we can know who is working at this time and who isn't,”
Lela was shocked! She always knew a robbery could happen but she
lives in such a calm and quiet city.
Later
that day, after Lela got home, the true irony of her situation hit
her. As she watched the news she learned that two armed men crashed
their cars into each other at an slow speed to block off the doors to
the back. Those two men were dressed as clowns. They blew up the
front doors and forced the bank patrons to barricade the doors and
took the bank employees hostage. The bank patrons were rescued but
sadly the armed men had fumbled a bomb and everyone left inside died.
Lela was in despair. She had watched a silly GIF of that essentially
happening. She checked her email but the message was no longer there.
She called her friend who had sent it but he had never sent her an
email that day. Fate? Coincident? Call it what you will, Lela's
computer saved her life that day.
1
July 2014
The
Parking Spot
The
day was sweltering and. as far as Julia was concerned, the world was
simply melting in the heat. As it was, she still needed to go to the
grocery store. When she got to the store she the best primo spot! It
was right up in the front and had a giant tree hovering over the
spot! A little old lady was pulling out and Julia had her blinker on
for the spot. Just as the old lady pulled out and Julia was going to
move into the spot, a man in an enormous truck sped around her and
stole the spot! Oh Julia was livid and wanted to yell at the man but
her was fairly intimidating in looks and stature so she circled
around and found another spot far out at the end of the parking lot.
Irked
by the whole thing, Julia grumpily got her food but the kindness of
the grocery store staff brightened her mood a bit. One of the bag
boys bagged up her food and even was generous enough to walk out with
her. Clearly the grocery employees noticed Julia needed a pick me up.
The two chatted as they exited and quickly noticed the truck in the
primo spot just outside.
“Oh
wow! That truck is really messed up!” chuckled the bag boy.
Julia
couldn't help but laugh herself as they walked to her car. The truck,
which sat crooked under the lush tree, was covered in bird waste.
From front to back. As if that wasn't enough there was a giant dent
in the rear of the truck from someone trying to get out and a note by
it that read 'Learn to park!' To make matters worse, there was a gang
of squirrels scattering all over the truck fighting over a nut. They
had scratched up the whole hood of the car. Julia tipped the bag boy
and thanked him for his help. On her drive home she couldn't help but
be thankfully that she didn't get that spot and also that karma
sometimes makes this world more bearable.
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